We would rather fix your problem than listen about it - “If you come to us with something bothering you, our first reaction is to try and fix whatever that is so you feel better and we get points for making you feel better. It’s taken me a long time to figure out you girls don’t always want it fixed, you just need to tell somebody what’s bothering you. If you fake an orgasm, it won’t make us better lovers- “If you fake an orgasm, it makes us think you had an orgasm.
this makes it hard for us to improve and give you an actual orgasm. you’re only hurting yourself when you fake it. Some of us are OK with your small boobs or small butt - “Some of us are OK with your small boobs or small butt. Don’t sweat over it, you’ll find a guy who loves your itty bitty A cups.
And if you have a ‘meh’ butt, you’ll find a guy who will love your meh butt. Not replying to messages/texts hurts us, too - “Not replying to messages/texts hurts us, too; fair enough if you haven’t looked at it or have been busy, looking at it and deciding not to reply sucks. Withholding sex is the surest way to push us away -“Withholding sex is the surest way to put one of our feet out of the door. We can look over a lot.
You can have a third eye, or a hairy back, hell you can turn out to be a man, but withholding sex, even if the reasons feel good to you, will never end well. Don’t argue with us if we compliment you; just accept the compliment - “If I give you a compliment or tell you that I think you are beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, fantastic, stunning etc. Don’t argue with me! This is my opinion of you. I wouldn’t tell you that if I didn’t mean it!”